whoredinarygirl:

clamjob:

what the fuck is this

disappointment

(Source: jackanthfern)

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

image

(Source: tiolet)

(Source: bluekomadori)

cakejam:

When an animal doesn’t like me it kills my self esteem

(Source: pizza-omelette)

theyuniversity:

You never know what you will find on Craigslist.

So I was playing Fire Emblem..

(Source: usernaim)

funnyanimeshit:

Some creative anime fansubs 

How could you forget the best one?

(Source: )

cecilandcarlosbaldwin:

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

(Source: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahno)

megumiaino:

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle)

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel)